This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Do plants get herpes?
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