nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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