Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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