I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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