Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
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also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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