oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
He felt like a one man threesome
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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