ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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