Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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