Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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