she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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