How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
