Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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