he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I want to have your abortion
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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