I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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