Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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