Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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