i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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