So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I wear drunk well.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
Randomize
