I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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