believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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