Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I think people are normalizing furries
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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