if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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