I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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