You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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