Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
