So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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