if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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