We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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