ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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