I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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