They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
