Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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