We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
