why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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