I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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