Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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