Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
My nipple is on Facebook.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
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