Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
She's the barista slut.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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