I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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