week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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