I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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