He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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