Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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