There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
