when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
dude. I can hear the air.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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