anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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