Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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