No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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