he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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