ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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