on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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