This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
