No stitches, just platelets and will power
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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