I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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